major's Bio
I Was Born In: Missouri
Gender: Male
Nicknames (aka): Big Boy, Bit Puppy
Look & Color: Black & Tan German Shepherd with a couple white whiskers.
Likes: Cats (tolerates them is more like it). If they get out of control, start fighting, Major will be right there to break up the skirmish, and ensure that everyone gets along, and plays nice together (most of the time). He loves his kitties, they are his family. Acting as the Timmy's Kitty's house guard, Major is always ready to protect and serve if danger comes uh knockn'. That's why at night he likes to sleep by the front door. Also, Major's favorite of all, I mean it, the top of the list, is when he gets to plays catch with his Nerf Squeaky Ball. This comes before belly rubs and scratches behind the ear. Any time I get up from the couch, he'll spring to all fours, make a short grumbling sound, and will peel out and head to the back door in hopes of going out and playing his favorite game - catch. When Major is not outside playing ball and is all relaxed, he can always go for a good ol' dog brushing. I usually can get 5 or 6 handfuls of hair, with a normal size dog brush, in every brushing session. Most of the hair in my house isn't from the cats, it is from Major.
Dislikes: Being held is not a favorite of Major's that is for sure. Besides, it is a little hard with a 120 pound German Shepherd, trust me I have tried. I initially wanted to train him to be a lap dog, one that I could carry around in a purse or a satchel of sorts, to run around and show him off to all my friends. But, for some reason, that didn't work out. Also, Major truly dislikes when it rains outside. A wet and muddy ground means he can't go out and play catch (which is his most favorite of all things to do.). On those days that are a little wet, we'll sometimes venture out for some catch. However, after 20 minutes of playing, his legs and belly will be full of mud. During the summer I can hose the dirt off. But, during the winter when melting snow creates a mud pit in the backyard, I'll have to fill a bucket with warm water, and using a cup, I'll wash off the mud. Another dislike of Major's is when people touch his ears or paws (other than myself, he'll let me but still doesn't like it). Whether it is his veterinarian, friends that come over, or just being out and walking about the town, any attempt to touch his ears or paws will result in Major giving a warning growl and will mouth your hand (won't bit down, but will get your hand all wet). Worst case he'll accidentally bang one of his long fangs (his canines/cuspids) into your hand. That sure does hurt like a #%@#^$W.
Personality: Very protective of his home. Door bell rings, people talking, wind blows, all bring Major to full hair up, ready to protect mode. Also, when first meeting Major, one may assume they are going to get bit based on how he greets those whom come through his front door. Starting with the barks and followed by growling (he never shows his teeth though). Once the guest has decided to still come into the house, Major may come at the person while still barking and growling. This isn't in an aggressive manner, but he can come at you fast which can be very scarry. Once he's at your side, he'll then expect some pettings and for you to take him outside and throw the ball for endless hours (you are his new best friend).
What makes me so awesome? First off, I'm a German Shepherd, isn't that awesome enough? Also, I'm menacing looking but very friendly and will be your best pal after we first meet. But, this is only after I have growled and barked at you, and scarred the heebie-jeebies out of you.
Best Friend(s): His squeaky ball, all the cats (kinda) and his daddy. His ball being the most important of the three.
Favorite Food: Fromm (dry food), Merrick (wet can food), and any thing he can get from the garbage. And, of course, any treats or doggy biscuit
Favorite Music: Rock and Roll, Jamtronica, Jam Bands, most specifically being Umphrey's McGee (Major's favorite band), Disco Biscuits, moe., The New Deal, and so many more.
Favorite Movie and/or T.V. Show: Best in Show, Turner and Hooch, and Family Guy (cause Brian is a funny dog, and Major is a dog, and for some reason that makes it his favorite T.V. show).
If I were famous I would be: An engineer for a luxury auto maker. I am German after all. Design and engineer for Porsche, BMW, or Mercedes-Benz.
As a puppy what did I want to be when I grew up? A search and rescue dog. I already know how to search for my lost ball when given the command, "Find It!".
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